your thong is hanging out like whoa
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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