On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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