im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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