So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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