He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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