Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
