I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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