Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
