it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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