Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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