Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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