Banned from zoo.
Again?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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