It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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