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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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