how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
