I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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