Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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