I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I want to walk on stilts...naked
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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