Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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