Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
