im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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