i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
