He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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