I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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