This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
