When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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