Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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