I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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