I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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