Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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