I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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