So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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