Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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