True but thats because hes a fetus.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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