Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I need water and some morals
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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