Cold hands, warm shart.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think your dad took our porno
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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