How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Do vagina's smell?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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