i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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