So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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