Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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