let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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