chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
