i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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