what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So vagazzling was a success
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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