we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We have so much sex to catch up on
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
And then he peed in my hair
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