it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
