This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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