I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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