yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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