No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You've changed since you got that strap on
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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