How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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