I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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