I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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