i may or may not be watching the land before time
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
